It’s time to do a wretched thing or two

It's May!

The lusty month of May!

That lovely month where everyone goes blissfully astray!

It's here!  

That shocking time of year when tons of wicked little thoughts merrily appear!

It's May!

It's May!

That gorgeous holiday when every maiden prays that her lad will be a cad!

It's mad!

It's gay!

Alive!

A lust display!

Those dreary vows that everyone takes, everyone breaks!

Everyone makes divine mistakes.

The lusty month of May

Whence this fragrance wafting through the air?

What sweet feelings does it's scent transmute?

Whence this perfume floating everywhere?

Don't you know it's that dear forbidden fruit?

It's May, the lusty month of May!

That darling month when everyone throws self-control away.

It's time to do a wretched thing or two, and try to make each precious day one that you'll always rue!

It's May!

It's May!

The month of "Yes, you may!"

The time for every frivolous whim, proper, or im.

It's wild!

It's gay!

Depraved in every way!

The birds, and bees with all their vast amorous past gaze at the human race aghast!

The lusty month of May!

It's May!

It's May!

The month of great dismay when all the world is brimming with fun, wholesome, or un!

It's mad!

It's gay!

Alive!

A lust display!

Those dreary vows that everyone takes, everyone breaks, everyone makes divine mistakes.

That lusty month of May.

Song	Artist	Album		Year
End Of A Century	Blur	Parklife		1994
Timeless Melody (previously unreleased rehersal version)	The La's	Callin' All		2010
Tonight The Streets Are Ours	Richard Hawley	Lady's Bridge		2007
Give It Time	The Woodentops	Giant		1986
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My Sweet Baby	Empire Dogs	Love Attacks!!!		2007
Sickos	The Ballantynes	Liquor, Gun Store, Pawn Shop, Church		2013
One Glass Of Water	The Bees	Free The Bees		2005
She Goes Out With Everybody	The Spongetones	Beat and Torn		1994
To Be Like I	China Rats	To Be Like I		2012
I Kiss The Flower In Bloom	Close Lobsters	Foxheads Stalk This Land		1987
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It Must Be Love	Madness
Tears Of A Clown (Smokey Robinson cover)	English Beat	I Just Can't Stop It		1980
I'm So Happy	Hokus Pick	Snappy		2001
She Loves Everybody	Junk Food Buddah
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The Popular Thing	Jukebox The Ghost	Everything Under the Sun		2010
This Is The Day	Ivy	Apartment Life		1997
Speeding Down The Highway	Arling & Cameron	All In		1999
Summertime Dream	Lisa Mychols	Above, Beyond, and In Between		2013
Sunshower	Asobi Seksu	Hush		2009
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Tidal Wave	Interpol	El Pintor		2014
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If It Speaks	Hospital Ships	Destruction in Yr Soul		2013
The Drop Beneath	Eternal Summers	The Drop Beneath		2014
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Follow Me	Jason Falkner	Presents Author Unknown		1996
Little People	The Fleeting Ends	Our Eyes Are Peeled		2013
Someone's Gonna Break Your Heart	Fountains Of Wayne	Sky Full Of Holes		2011
Misery	Brendan Benson	My Old, Familiar Friend		2009
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1789	Fuzzy Vox	On Heat		2014
Reverberate	The Cassettes			1981
Worlds Destroyed	Mind Spiders	Mind Spiders EP		2010
Alone Again	The King Khan & BBQ Show	Bad News Boys		2015
She'll Be Sweeter Than You	Nix Nomads			1964
Bye Bye Bird	Toggery Five			1964
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Pretty Face	Beat Merchants			1964